The Iron Golem Wars

The Iron Golem Wars were a series of battles actively going on in Starlight City.

Iron Golems (commonly known as "white fat f**ks") are beings that kept getting inside the Towny's capital, Starlight City, and sometimes even attacked civilians for no given reason. The reason why they used to come is still unknown, but whenever they spawn, the Towny Police was ordered to kill them. However, this is harder than it seems, and most of the time at least one officer got killed. The battles stopped now though, as AndrejFish_ prevented new iron golems from spawning.

Course of War
Most of the time only one or two golems would spawn at a time, so they're easy to take down with minimal casualties. However, sometimes they'd come in huge numbers like in one incident that happened on 8th of August, where around 20 aggressive golems were marching through the city, and even tanks and fighter aircraft were used to take them down, resulting in damage to streets in Starlight City. That's when the "war" was declared.

Very reliable sources say that one of the Golems even said, "Gtfo foolish mortals, this is our town", after being called a "white fat f**k" by one of the military personnel. However, the Golems were taken down, even though they were clearly superior crushing most of the police officers.